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High On Paladin Off Tanking

You queue up for any 8 man content, readily waiting to see your party comp and co-tank preparing to take down whatever is stupid enough to oppose you. Oh-ho! What is this? The other tank has tank stance on. Eve...

The Salt of the Ancients

Final Fantasy XIV has an amazing community, and we at TMP love to highlight the many wonderful things you guys are up to each month. But sometimes… sometimes we're just a bunch of shitters. This is still the in...

Before It Was Cool: The Deltascape

One of the reasons FFXIV is the best Final Fantasy (fight me) is because it is, in many ways, a tour through every Final Fantasy game. Sometimes they’re subtle, and often they’re not, but references to the rest...

Thus Proclaimeth the Hivemind

With the recent release of 4.05, FFXIV has likely seen its last 4.0x patch, and the wait for 4.1 is now underway. We’ve seen two extreme primals, three expert dungeons, and the release and completion of a new t...

Ballers of Light

SPOILER ALERT STORMBLOOD MSQ RECAP FROM A CUTSCENE SKIPPER We probably all know at least one example of “that guy” - the guy who’s too busy rushing to endgame to be bothered with such trivial things as story ...